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Hmmm, ist noch interessant: Ich werde während der Geburt von 5lingen sterben....so stelle ich mir den Tod vor

ich werde nie mehr einkaufen:

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

cool, ich esse ein mit rasierklingen gespicktes sandwich und ersticke am eigenen blut

While leaving a Chinese restaurant, you suffer fatal cardiac arrest and collapse into a pond of frantic Koi.

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.


Yeah

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

king_of_spades hat geschrieben:While leaving a Chinese restaurant, you suffer fatal cardiac arrest and collapse into a pond of frantic Koi.

wie soll denn das gehen? gibts in der uhaft chinese restaurants?

bei mir:
An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

jetzt muss mir nur noch jemand sagen was das genau heisst..

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.


ich finde ich hab den besten

ich werd an sushi sterben.
die letzte lebensmittelvergiftung die ich mir am wacken geholt hatte, hätte eigentlich genügt!

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

Und ich dachte durch Herzinfarkt oder durch eine Kugel, in Drittweltländer... Mist!

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

aha...

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

Genau so muss das sein...

While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

Freu mich schon drauf.

Ishimaru hat geschrieben:While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

Genau so muss das sein...

Ich werde auch in der Eisenwarenhandlung umgebracht... mich attackiert allerdings ein Verrückter mit einer Gartenhacke...

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.


autsch

Ich nehme den Zug.

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

ich werd in eine gegend ohne nachbarn ziehen ...

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

Das ist ja mal originell....
Naja, mir wärs lieber er nimmt ein Beil, das geht schneller und tut nich so weh!!!!

Bin ein Gothic:

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.